Step right up, my friends, and see the greatest device on earth.
We dice ‘em, we slice ‘em and we chop ‘em to any size.
It’s the linkatootum findafixus.
No limits to the imagination and a solution for every pretension.
Just take off your hat, sit a while and watch your troubles fade away.
It’s utility without futility.
Says who?
Says you.

Step right up, my friends, to the wildest ride on earth.
Loop to loop around the world and take unexpected turns through unexplored lands.
It’s the globatotus rompaclikus.
No questions asked and satisfaction guaranteed… (except in the tunnel of love.)
Just loosen your belt and step on line for the ride that’s always new.
It’s electric and it’s eclectic.
Says who?
Says you.

Step right up, my friends, and enter the new millennium.
A thousand years in the making and a thousand years to come…
It’s the hopedigious salvatopis.
We’re looking at the great high tide and there’s no place to hide, So wax up your board and paddle beyond the reef for the really, really big ride.
It’s beyond sublime and it’s about time.
Says who?
Says you.

Step right up and click on, my friends, to the show that never ends.
Control at your fingertips for instant gratification and the power of the moment…
It’s the proletarius libertakus.
The crowd is shouting with quiet clicks that shatter the status quo.
You too can unveil, dissect and discard the secrets of the universe.
It’s an evolution overtaken by a revolution.
Says who?
Says you.

But now, my friends, come closer… sidle up, you there, and squeeze in to hear
The riddle of a world on line that expands and contracts at the very same time…
It’s the homogenitus commodititus.
What was new is old again and what was old is new in an instant of transformation.
Do you dare to surf on the crosscurrents of curiosity as they intersect the tides of opinion
And swirl into the maelstrom of reluctant consensus?
It’s the collective agreement to disagree.
But is it wisdom’s dabble or the Tower of Babble?
I suspect we’ll have to wait and see.
Says who?
Look! Over there! That figure in the shadows. Someone shine a light. Quickly. Before it has a chance to flee.